She’s confident.
She’s mindful.
She’s cutesy.
I am of course talking about … little brown mushroom 🍄🟫.
Little brown mushroom 🍄🟫 doesn’t roll into your keyboard tripping on her hypersensitive awareness of time and space. She doesn’t look like a clown with a red cap covered in polka dots. She is presentable. She minds her business foraging in the woods without having visual and auditory hallucinogens. She is … very demure. She is the newest edible included in the Unicode Standard sitting in the “Food and Drink“ section of your emoji keyboards.
Don’t worry, brown mushroom did not replace our favorite black-light dorm poster shroom and Mario power up. Now, we have two mushrooms (🍄🍄🟫). Due to her adorable fairy home symbolism 🧚🍄 and toxic association 🍄☠️ (though death from ingestion is very rare) the fly agaric toadstool amanita muscaria is thriving in “Animals and Nature” alongside all the flowers and shrubs.
She’s a legend 🍄
It is impossible to talk about the new brown mushroom without mentioning the amanita muscaraia which seems to have hypnotized us (it is a hallucinogenic). It’s in fairy-inspired crafts, in murals, in fashion . It’s in Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights. Who could forget the dancing mushroom sequence in Fantasia? Smurfs lived in them 🍄! Our red-capped polka dot adorned mushroom is simply iconic, capable of conveying everything from whimsy, enchantment, “super powers” and an altered state of mind. All of this sounds fun until you realize amanita muscarias also causes nausea, salivation, tremors, vomiting and diarrhea.
Making you a mindful salad: 🥬🥕🧅🌽🧄🌶🍄🟫🔪 🥣
Preparing a (achem) very brazen salad: 🥬🥕🧅🌽🧄🌶🍄🔪 🥣
As Old as Dirt
While the red-capped mushroom continues to dominate pop-culture, the depiction of mushrooms in art goes back as far as 40,000 years ago according to forager Angel Schatz. For thousands of years and all around the globe humans have depicted mushrooms in cave drawings, petroglyphs, mushroom stones, and in Renaissance paintings. They held a place of great status (likely due to their psychedelic and medicinal properties). A variety of ancient Egyptian texts hypothesis that the different stages of the Egyptian crown designated different stages of psychedelic mushrooms.
But when did people start eating mushrooms not to see god but simply as food? Peter Jordan writes in his Field Guide to Edible Mushrooms of Britain and Europe that, “Food tasters were employed by Roman emperors to ensure that mushrooms were safe to eat.” But, mycophagy dates much further back. Edible mushroom species have been found in association with 13,000-year-old archaeological sites in Chile and there is evidence that mushrooms were used as human food in prehistoric Europe after discovering a bowl of mushrooms near Nola in Italy.
In contemporary times, you will also discover some sautéed mushrooms, onions, garlic, kale, and mozzarella in my belly after pizza night. 🤪
And this is precisely why the inclusion of the brown mushroom is so elegant. She’s not trying to replace our favorite red-capped shroom. She offers us a world of earthy simplicity beyond her companion’s fairyland legacy. She is an unassuming candidate representing the world of fungi without having to encode each variety of myceliums, morels, porcinis, truffles, and champignons. Little brown mushroom emoji is here for all your grocery store text messages, nature walk captions, culinary videos, and cottage core vibes. She’s not doing crazy, she’s not doing too much. Little brown mushroom is *demure*.
I mushroom aficionado I really enjoyed this fascinating history and information. Both from my more wild college days and now as a food explorer. I just had to share that if you eat avocados, you should save the pits and carve some mini mushrooms. They look so realistic! It take about 2 minutes to carve one! Once the brown covering of the avocado dries and is removed you are ready to carve your mushroom with a dull paring knife. What will I do with them? Hmm. I am thinking they may look very sweet hanging from a mini Evergreen tree or be cute attached to a gift bag. I hope someone gets a kick out of this....I sure do! They also can be sliced and made into buttons...they look as if they were made from antler. I wish I could post a picture...but Goggle will get you some images.
why do I see "red and white mushroom" and "brown square" instead of this pretty brown mushroom? By the way, in my heart it is a Psilocybe cubensis.